So, I'm looking at an amazing site called Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons and Jill shows a picture of a beaver that she made out of baked beans and a hamburger.
Dirk looks at the beans and said, "Ew. It's made of tooters."
lol The only way I could ever get him to eat baked beans was to tell him they make him fart. So now he calls them tooters.