An attachment to our vacuum fell on the floor, so I put it back on it. Eve saw me do this, and the following conversation followed...
E - Mom, what would happen if you vacuumed off all my hair?
M - I don't know, Eve. What would you turn into?
(We tease her that if I shave her hair off, she'd turn into a boy, so I figured that would be her answer)
E - (...thinking...) PAPA!