The kids were downstairs playing. Next thing I know Victor is running up the stairs crying...
V - Dirkie and Evie won't let me play in their tent
So I go downstairs and tell them to let him play in their homemade tent with them.
E - But he has to follow the rules.
M - Teach him the rules so that he learns how to play nice with you.
E - There is only one rule.
M - Well, tell him what it is and teach him how to follow the rule.
E, turning to Victor - You have to be at least 6 years old to play in the tent.
M - *sigh*