"Momma's Kissin' Santa Claus" was playing on the radio...
M - "I saw Momma kissin' Evie Jo."
(Eve looks at me with a confused,-you're-weird-Mom look.)
D - (Yelling from the kitchen) "NO! It's 'I saw Momma kissin' Santa Claus'."
M - Moms don't kiss Santa Claus, do they?
D - You do if you want toys!