Derrick-ism

So, we're having dinner...

E - Eve and Steve rhyme, right?
M - Yes they do.
D - What else rhymes with Eve?
M - Leave.
E - What else?
M - Sleeve.
D - What else rhymes with Eve?
(drawing a blank by now!)
M - Weave.
E - What else?
Dad - Believe.
E - What? What's "bleeve?
M - Believe. It's like - We know God is here, but we can't see Him, right? So we believe He is there.
D - Oh yeah? We can't see Him or hear Him. (Victor SQUEALS really loud) I bet God can hear VICTOR!

LOL :o)