Ryan was upstairs with the kids while Dirk played the Wii. Dirk needed help playing the game and asked Ryan to show him how. He did, and it worked. Here's the conversation that followed...
D - Daddy! You're a smarty pants!
R - Yeah. I know.
D - Mommy's a smarty pants, too.
E - No she's not! Mommy's a girl! She's a smarty panties!