Tonight, Derrick was not obeying us at all. So Ryan took him upstairs to go to bed. He had this conversation with him...
R - Jesus says you have to listen to Mommy and Daddy.
D, looking confused - I don't sink so.
R - What do you mean, you don't think so?
D - Jesus never told me that.
R - Well, Jesus wrote it down in the Bible.
D - Oh. Well, he wrote it then, he didn't tell me that.
This boy is so black and white with everything! Everything is so literal to him :o)